Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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