Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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