Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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