R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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