question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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