In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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