Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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