I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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