I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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