is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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