Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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