She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
