I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That's how pantless uber rides happen
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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