I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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