I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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