Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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