Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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