I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Randomize
