I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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