I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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