I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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