There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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