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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar

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• (305): View more from Florida

  How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"

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