so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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