Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
