i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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