But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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