I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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