turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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