So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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