I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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