I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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