Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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