in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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