I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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