no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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