i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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