i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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