wanna go halves on a baby?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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