I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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