You're so nebulous sometimes
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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