Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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