There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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