Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Randomize
