you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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