I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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