yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize