hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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