Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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