id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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