So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
