just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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