did you get engaged???
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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