She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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