Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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